He looks likes he's going to a Diddy yacht party. And then I've got some pants from the thrift store. It's debatable if these are pajamas or not, but I'm going to make it fashion. - Well, it's sleep, but make it fashion. - Sleep, make it fashion.
- Packing for Africa. Needless to say, I'm a little stressed. At the same time, I'm trying to remember that I'm going to forget about this the moment I see an elephant. - What are you doing, bud? I have some freeze dried olives and some Taco Bell mild sauce. You can say what you want about Taco Bell, but they've got some good sauces. Devin and I are also rooming together. And since I am very regular, I am bringing Poo-Pourri. - The great thing about packing is that it's a wonderful opportunity to remind yourself how wonderful you are at remembering things. Like, I made a lot of lists to remind myself the things that I need, but I'm probably still going to leave, like, my butt at home. - Today is the day. Ah! We're here. Off to a momentous start. - We're walking to check-in. This still doesn't feel real yet. - It doesn't feel real. It's not going to feel real until we're there. And then it's going to feel the most real. - The most real, exactly. - So I wanted to take this opportunity to talk to you about airport fashion. Because it is my belief that you should dress in essentially pajamas when you're going to the airport. However, young Fred has to look cute. You can't talk. You're wearing a beautiful dress. - I have one step. Step one, dress. Step two, walk away. - I've been thinking about it, and I think I'm going to take off my bra during the flight. - I support that. - I support it, too. - Great. I'm glad we... - No pun intended. - I'm taking my bra off. - Oh, cool. I'm not even wearing one. - Woo! - Kristin and I took the first Polaroid of the trip. Here it is developing! - All right, here we go. We're taking off. - Hey, we're in Amsterdam. Can you give me some weed? - (laughing) - Got her. - We're stuck at the airport because our flight's delayed because of the storm. But Jen is having a good time trying to figure out what Amsterdam Tinder is like. A lot of names I can't pronounce. - (laughing) - I love this country. I love it so much. - Let's buy some tulips and cheese. - Oh my god, yeah. - Yes, Kenya? Yes, we're on the way. They're expecting us. - Made it. After how many hours? - 22. - We knew we were getting land cruisers, but we did not realize this was the kind of land cruiser we're getting, and it's super cool. - It's like a safari cruiser. - It's so dope. - It is 2:17 in the morning, and we have decided to have a nightcap at the hotel. - Oh, thank you. - Ooh, thank you. - It's so nice to see you. You're my favorite. You're my favorite thing I've ever encountered. Oh my god. - So it's the first day officially in Kenya.
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